Merry Christmas!

Santa gifts:
A giant Winnie the Pooh... it was s'posed to be Eeyore but Leslie thiefed it because I was the last one up :P
Pringles
Picture frame
Mike n' Ikes
Pj bottoms
Snow globe
Lindt chocolates
Blank cds
Jergens body wash
Lottery ticket
Red gloves

Leslie:
5 Tanning Sessions
Maybelline Blush

Jessi:
Sneakers
Toaster

My cousins:
A watch
White gloves

Mommy and Daddy:
Grill
Corelle Dish set
Corelle knifes, forks, and spoons
Glass Bowl Set
Towels
Pj bottoms

Christmas Countdown

MATT. Matt. matt. MaTt. mAtT. Matt. MATT. There, happy? :P

So the countdown is on ... Christmas is on Saturday. And for once I am ready for it! yayyyyyyyyyyy me. Well, except for a little bit of wrapping, but at least everything is bought :P

Work is... well... it's going. Boxing day is the busiest day of the year for them, and it will be our first day out on the phones. Extremely much freaking out. I am scared to death, and it may be my first AND last day. Gosh only knows.

Only have to work till 4:30 on Friday. Woo-hoo. So after that, I'm heading to Rustico to see Christmas lights, then up west :D

Saturday is Christmas Eve, which means church in O'leary. The little church that we usually go to isn't having a service this year so we are going to the one in the Brae. It should still be nice... I always liked going to church up west, in comparison to going to one in Summerside. I know there shouldn't be much of a difference, but I ALWAYS liked it better in O'leary. Especially at christmas time.

Then, for the first time in 23 years I will be spending Christmas day at my place in Summerside. With Grampie gone, and Gram in Ontario, it will be a pretty bleak day. It will actually be kind of nice to get it over with to be honest.

Then, back to work on Boxing Day. I'm really grateful to get Christmas eve and day off tho. And I'm done at 5:30 on New Year's eve, so right now, i'm just hoping that I don't have to work at 8am on New Year's day so that I can go out... we shall see, we shall see.

The last couple of days have been pretty uneventful. Work, eat, sleep. Work, eat, sleep. Lol, there doesn't seem to be a whole lot of room for anything else :P Ooo. Me and Les went out the other night, which was fun. We used to go out to McD's every once in a while to split a meal, but we haven't really done that since she left for Mt. A. so we went out for some ice cream the other night. It was kind of funny, cuz she was all pissed off at me, and I was like, fine, I'm heading out, "Mom, can i borrow your car?" and les looked up, and asked "where are you going? can i come too?" I love that we fight one minute and are best friends the next. It's still hard to picture her as an adult, but an adult she most certainly is.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAnywho. Enuf of the nothing for now. I'll write sometime when I actually have something to say.

hehehehehe

A couple has a dog that snores. The vet tells the woman to tie a ribbon around the dog's testicles and he will stop snoring. "Yeah right" she says. A few minutes after going to bed that night, the dog begins to snore as usual. The wife tosses and turns, unable to sleep, muttering to herself, she goes to the closet and grabs a piece of ribbon and ties it carefully around the dog's testicles. Sure enough, the dog stops snoring. The woman is amazed! The next night, the husband comes home drunk after being out late with his buddies. He climbs into bed, falls asleep, and begins snoring loudly. The woman thinks, maybe the ribbon will work on him, so she goes to the closet again, grabs a piece of ribbon, and ties it around her husband's testicles, amazingly, it also works on him! The woman sleeps soundly. The husband wakes from his drunken stupor and stumbles into the bathroom. He stands in front of the toilet, glances in the mirror and sees a blue ribbon attached to his privates. He is very confused and, as he walks back into the bedroom, he sees a red ribbon attached to his dog's testicles. He shakes his head and looks at the dog and says, "I don't know where we were or what we did last night, but by God, we got first and second place."

I love this song

Not Enough Hours in the Night
Doug Supernaw

Sometimes I wish there were no windows in this room
The sun comes pouring through those curtains
Way too soon
Reminding me it's time to rise and shine
But you look so good lying there
In that old T-shirt of mine
Chorus:
There's not enough hours in the night
Not enough time to hold you tight
How time flies when you are in love
We lay down and the sun comes up
I wish that I could set that clock
To moonlight saving time
When it comes to loving you
And steal an hour from the day
They say two people just can't live on love alone
But girl, if we die trying, what a way to go
I think I'll call in and say I'm running late
Hang a blanket on the window
And steal an hour from the day
(Chorus)
I wish that I could set that clock
To moonlight saving time
Cause when it comes down to loving you
There's not enough hours in the night

A Joke

A man walks into a church confessional and says to the priest, "Bless me, father, for I have sinned. I was with seven different women Last night."

The priest is silent for a moment, then says, "Go home and cut seven lemons in half. Squeeze the juice into a glass and drink it down in one gulp."

"And I'll be forgiven?" asks the man.

"No," replies the priest, "but it will wipe that fucking smirk off your face."

I snitched this from Mindy's site :P

Your...

Name: Allyson

Birthday: June 25, 1982

Birthplace: PEI

Current Location: Home

Eye Color: Brown

Hair Color: Brown

Height: 5'5" -- ish

Heritage: Scottish, English, Irish, French

Weaknesses: ...ice cream

Fears: rejection, the dark, failure, heights

Perfect Pizza: pep and cheese

Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol

Best Physical Feature: Eyes

Bedtime: whenever i'm sleepy

Goal To Achieve This Year: Um. Move out.

Most Missed Memory: I have too many of them.

Thoughts First Waking Up: Shut that damn alarm clock off!!!

Right Handed or Left Handed: Right

How do you want to Die: i'd rather freeze to death than burn... i'd rather overdose than drown... i'd rather live than die!

What do you want to be when you Grow Up: happy

What country would you most like to Visit: greece, australia

Are you a Health Freak: nah

The Shoes You Wore Today: haven't worn shoes yet :P lol, its snowing and I am still inside


Pick one...

Pepsi or Coke: don't care, can't tell the diff anyway

MacDonalds or Burger King: mcdonalds

Single or Group Dates: depends

Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Nestea

Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla

Cappuccino or Coffee: iced cap


Do you...

Smoke: No

Swear: I try not to, but the "f"s will come flying out from time to time.

Sing: In the shower and in the car...

Shower Daily: No, I bathe in a tin tub in the kitchen, and only on special occasions! <--- hehehehe this is mindy's answer but i'm keeping it cuz it's funny :P

want to go to College: yup... i also finished university...

want to get Married: someday

belive in yourself: some days

get Motion Sickness: yeah, if i read in the car... or sometimes if i'm on a boat...

think you are Attractive: some days

get along with your Parents: most of the time

like Thunderstorms: nope

play an Instrument: tenor sax but not since high school..


In the past month have you...

Drank Alcohol: once or twice :P

Smoked: No

been on Drugs: No

gone on a trip: Just a day trip to Moncton

gone to a Mall: How embarrassing is this? I go to school at a mall. There, I've got my head down. <--- yeah, me too actually

eaten a box of Oreos: No

eaten Sushi: No

been on Stage: No

been Dumped: No

gone Skinny Dipping: No, way too cold in the last month for that!

Stolen Anything: No



Have you ever been...

Drunk: ..teehee.. of course

called a Tease: nope, well maybe

Beaten up: nuh-uh

in Love: Of course



In a Boy. . .

Favourite Eye Color: brown

Favourite Hair Color: dark

Short or Long Hair: shaggy

Height: Average

Weight: "if you can FIT in my pants, you can't get INTO my pants" :P

Best Clothing Style: hmm... i dont care... a tee and jeans is always ok
Fun with numbers...

Number of Drugs I have taken: not many.

Number of CDs I own: yowza, i don't know. quite a few.

Number of Piercings: 1 in each ear, 1 in my nose, and 1 in my tongue, so 4!

Number of Tattoos: one... butterfly on my lower back

Number of things in my Past I Regret: one or two...

So I was supposed to start training today at Resolve, but they called yesterday to say they were delaying it till 12, and then they just called this morning to say they were cancelling today and starting tomorrow :S Aw well, snow day :P

*more later*

You Are Comet

A total daredevil, you're the reindeer with an edge! Why You're Naughty: You almost gave Santa a heart attack when you took him sky diving Why You're Nice: You always make sure the sleigh is going warp speed

Which of Santa's Reindeer Are You?

Do it!!!!!!

If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, even if we don't speak often, please post a comment with a memory of you and me. It can be anything you want- good or bad. When you're finished, post this little paragraph on your blog and be surprised (or mortified) about what people remember about you.

I feel as though I have been neglecting my blog, so here is a reeeeeeeally quick update. Finally finished my course. Yay me. That only took like a gazillion days longer than it should have.

Feeling great and not-so-great at the same time. Fun stuff. Not. I am excited because I have a job interview this afternoon. That makes me happy. I am no-so-great cuz I've been feeling sick since I woke up. And no it's not nerves cuz I just found out about the interview about 30 minutes ago and I've been icky all morning. Bah freakin humbug.

Christmas shopping is mostly done, which is a good thing, since my money is almost gone.

I've been spending inordinate amounts of time doing absolutely nothing or spending money that I do not have. This is not good.

I have a job interview this afternoon. Wish me luck.