Allyson

Tuesday, January 31, 2006

"Say, what's your name?" the bartender asked the first duck.

"Huey," was the reply.

"How's your day been, Huey?"


"Great. Lovely day. Had a ball. Been in and out of puddles all day. What else could a duck want?" said Huey.

"Oh. That's nice," said the bartender. He turned to the second duck, "Hi,
and what's your name?"



"Dewey," came the answer from duck number two.

"So how's your day been, Dewey! ?" he asked.



"Great. Lovely day. I've had a ball too. Been in and out of puddles all day myself. What else could a duck want?"

The bartender turned to the third duck and said, "So, you must be Louie?"


"No," she said, batting her eyelashes.

"My name is Puddles."

Thursday, January 26, 2006




You Should Be A Capricorn



What's good about you: hard working and ambitious, you're practically a guaranteed success



What's bad about you: you can be unforgiving toward people who fail you



In love: you're very picky, but extremely devoted to the one you choose



In friendship, you're: likely to be a good friend but expect a lot in return



Your ideal job: rock climber, sculptor, or practitioner of black magic



Your sense of fashion: preppy and put together



You like to pig out on: meat and potatoes

current mood: Kerfluffled. Anxious.
current music: Centerfold -- J. Geils Band
current clothing: Red PJ's
current hair: Slept on and unbrushed :P
current food: mm mushrooms
current drink: nada
current taste: mushrooms
current smell: nada
current worry: PSC test in the a.m.
current annoyance: PSC test.
current hate: PSC test.
current love: Anything not to do with the test.
current crush: Gee I wonder.
current obsession: Studying for test!
current wish: That everything will work out.
current plans for tonite: Study -- gee, are you noticing a trend?
current thing you should be doing: Studying.
current regret: Dunno.
current lyric stuck in head: "i think it's kinda funny when you say you love me... you tell me that I'm crazy then you smile..."
current book: Medical Terminology.
current favorite book: Memoirs of a Geisha
current TV show your watching: News
current favorite band: dunno
current favorite movie: too many to name
current person your talking to/IM: No one.
current avoidance: practicing typing speed
current jewelry: one necklace
current favorite word: Sleep.

LAST
last movie watched: Carrie.
last tv show watched: Starting Over.
last cd listened to: Jo dee Messina.
last thing eaten: Mushrooms.
last thing you drank: Water.
last item you bought: labret.
last store you went to: beyond the beach.
last person talked to: mom.
last thing you said: Are you going in town?.
last ice cream eaten: um... at sandra's in oleary. it was bad. she put chocolate on my strawberry yogurt. like a whole scoop.
last soda drank: um dunno
last person you called: matt last night
last person that called you: amanda?
last time showered: yesterday... too busy studying this morning :P
last shoes worn: my black shoes
last website visited: blogger.com
last cry: um tues night

Never ASSUME!

... it makes an ASS out of U and ME!

oh dear. So i assumed that this blizzard would happen, and didn't get to bed very early last night.. then i overslept and missed my drive down to ch'town *oopsy.* sooooo not used to having to get up at 6 a.m. anymore! so now im left to finish studying on my own :S i was hoping for a little more focus but hey i'll keep going the way i am :P

Wednesday, January 25, 2006

BLIZZARD!

What are the chances of there being a blizzard during the ONE very important day I need to go to Ch'town? I.e. the day to review and find out what all will be on the BIG TEST friday? Apparently 99.99 per cent.

Back to studying. Wish me luck. I'll need it.

Tuesday, January 24, 2006

Your Reputation Is: Sweet Girl

While you're well known, there's nothing to worry about.
You're reputation is mostly good - as good as any rep can be.

Monday, January 23, 2006

*singing jeopardy song*

I feel like I am just *waiting* for something big to happen. Mom is going west today, and I guess I will go too. I should study. I will when I get home.

*sigh* I need a pickle.

Sunday, January 22, 2006

69% bad

I snitched this from Mindy's site...

Are you Good or Bad? 
(I changed it a little... for every one of these you have done, that's 1% bad...) Guess which ones I've done... er maybe it would be easy to guess what I HAVEN't :P
   
1.Smoked.   
2.Drank alcohol.   
3.Cried when someone died.
4.Been drunk.  
5.Had sex.
6.Been to a concert.
7.Given a handjob/gotten a handjob.
8.Given a blowjob/gotten a blowjob. 
9.Been verbally/sexually harassed.
10.Verbally/sexually harassed somebody.
11.Felt someone up and/or been felt up.
12.Laughed so hard something came out of your nose.
13.Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend before. 
14.Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend. 
15.Been to prom. 
16.Cried at school.
17.Gotten lost in a WalMart or a department store.
18.Went streaking.
19.Given a lap dance/Gotten.
20.Had someone of the opposite sex in your room.  
21.Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over.  
22.Slept over at someone of the opposite sex's house. 
23.Kissed a stranger.
24.Hugged a stranger.
25.Went scuba diving.
26.Driven a car.   
27.Gotten an xray.
28.Hit by a car.
29.Had a party.
30.Done drugs.
31.Played strip poker.
32.Got paid to strip for someone.
33.Ran away from home.
34.Broken a bone.
35.Eaten sushi.
36.Bought porn.  
37.Watched porn.
38.Made porn.
39.Had a crush on someone of the same sex.
40.Been in love.
41.French kissed.  
42.Laughed so hard you cried.   
43.Cried yourself to sleep.  
44.Laughed yourself to sleep. 
45.Stabbed yourself or someone else.
46.Shot a gun.    
47.Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day.
48.Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours.
49.Been online for 9 consecutive hours.
50.Watched an animal die.
51.Watched a person die.
52.Had sex and/or messed around somewhere with another person present.
53.Pranked somebody.  
54.Put somebody in the hospital.
55.Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out.
56.Kissed somebody of the same sex.
57.Stayed with someone you didnt love.
58.Hurt someone you loved.  
59.Been to a motocross race.
60.Avoided somebody. 
61.Been stalked.
62.Stalked someone. 
63.Met a celebrity.
64.Played an instrument.
65.Ridden a horse.
66.Cut yourself.
67.Bungee jumped.
68.Ding dong ditched somebody.
69.Been to a wild party.
70.Got caught stealing something.
71.Kicked a guy in the balls.
72.Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend.
73.Went out with your friend's crush.
74.Got arrested.
75.Been pregnant/Got someone pregnant
76.Babysat.
77.Been to another country.
78.Started a house fire.
79.Had an encounter with a ghost.   
80.Donated your hair to cancer patients.
81.Been asked out by someone that you never though you'd to be asked out by.
82.Cried over a member of the opposite sex  
83.Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for over 3 months. 
84.Sat on your ass all day.
85.Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself.
86.Had a job.
87.Gotten cut from a sports team.
88.Been called a whore.
89.Danced like a whore.
90.Been mistaken for a celebrity.
91.Been in a car accident.
92.Been told you have beautiful eyes.  
93.Been told you have beautiful hair.  
94.Raped somebody.
95.Danced in the rain.
96.Been rejected. 
97.Walked out of a restaurant without paying. 
98.Punched someone/slapped someone in the face. 
99.Told someone you loved them but didn't. 
100.Hurt someone just because you knew you could.   

Thursday, January 19, 2006

Wednesday, January 18, 2006

Quick update.

Matt surprised me this morning and said he was coming to Summerside for a couple of hours so that was a nice way to brighten the morning :D

Then tonight, me and Amanda went in town... did the old psychoanalysis thing, was totally fun.
* Sidenote: I am so addicted to Raspberry smoothies from Tim's!

Tomorrow is Mr. Rioux's funeral.

Sooooooooo want to see Hoodwinked. Someone has to come see it with me. I'll buy you a smoothie if you do :P

Next friday I write the PSC test. Ick. Transcribing, typing speed, medical terminology and medical abbreviations. So I'm going in on Thursday to do a review and then the test starts at 8:30 am on friday.

Off to hit the books... er.. maybe :P

Thursday, January 12, 2006

Woman vs Man

GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN

Between 18 and 20 a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half  wild, naturally beautiful with fertile deltas.
Between 21 and 30 a woman is like America, well developed and open to trade especially for someone with cash.
Between 31 and 35 she is like India, very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.
Between 36 and 40 a woman is like France. Gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.
Between 41 and 50 she is like Yugoslavia, lost the war - haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary.
Between 51 and 60, she is like Russia, very wide and borders are un-patrolled. The frigid climate keeps people away.
Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Mongolia, with a glorious and all conquering past but alas, no future.
After 70, they become Afghanistan. Almost everyone knows where it is,but no one wants to go there.

THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN

Between 15 and 70 a man is like Iraq - ruled by a dick.

Wednesday, January 11, 2006

So this is my first official post of the new year. Whoop-di-freakin-doo. I am in an amazing mood today. Not. However, that is above and beyond the point. I am now lookng for a new job. I left resolve as I could not stand people yelling at me all day. So now I'm back to square one. I applied for a job in my field, and I'm getting my name on the sub list, but it all seems to be adding up to nothing. I'm going to Maine in the next couple of weeks to check out the job opps there. Hopefully they are better than they are here!


So this is *my new year's resolution* Found it through Les's blog. Not that I smoke pot or anything :P Try it, it's fun.



In the year 2006 I resolve to:

Stop smoking pot by taking up crack instead.



Get your resolution here


Your Stipper Song Is

I'm a Slave 4 U by Britney Spears

"I'm a slave for you. I cannot hold it; I cannot control it.
I'm a slave for you. I won't deny it; I'm not trying to hide it."

You may seem shy, but you can let your wild side out when you want to!

Monday, January 09, 2006

i think i posted something like this before, but oh well

repost it.. x all the things you've done, and remove the x from the ones you have not...

This is for your entire life:
()crashed a friend's car
()stolen a car
(x)been in love
(x)been dumped
()Shop lifted
()been fired
()been in a fist fight
()smoked a cigarette
(x) snuck out of your parent's house
(x)had feelings for someone who didn't have them back
()been arrested
()gone on a blind date
(x)lied to a friend
(x)skipped school
(x) seen someone die
() been to europe
() been to Mexico
(x)been on a plane
(x)purposely set a part of yourself on fire
(x)eaten sushi
(x)been skiing
(x)met someone from the internet
(x)been at a concert
(x)taken painkillers
(x)love someone or miss someone right now
(x)laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by
(x)made a snow angel
(x)had a tea party
(x)flown a kite
(x)built a sand castle
(x)gone puddle jumping
(X)played dress up
(x)jumped into a pile of leaves
(x)cheated while playing a game
(x)been lonely
(x)fallen asleep at work/school
()used a fake ID
()gotten kicked out of a club/bar
(x)watched the sun set
()felt an earthquake
(x)slept beneath the stars
(x)been tickled
()been robbed
(x)been misunderstood
(x)petted a reindeer/goat/kangaroo
(x)won a contest
(X)run a red light/stop sign
()been suspended from school
(x)been in a car crash
()had braces
(x)felt like an outcast/third person
()eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night
(x)had deja vu
(x)danced in the moonlight
(x)liked the way you looked
(x)witnessed a crime
(x)questioned your heart
()been obsessed with post-it notes
(x)squished mud through your bare feet
(x)been lost
()been on the opposite side of the country
(x)swam in the ocean
(x)felt like dying
(x)cried yourself to sleep
(x)played cops and robbers
(x)recently colored with crayons
()sang karaoke
(x)paid for a meal with only coins
(X)done something you told yourself you wouldn't
()made prank phone calls
(x)laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose
(x)caught a snowflake on your tongue
(x)played in the rain
(x)written a letter to Santa Claus
(x)been kissed under the mistletoe
(x)watched the sun rise with someone you care about
(x)blown bubbles
(X)made a bonfire on the beach
(x)crashed a party
(x)gone roller-skating - roller-bladeing
(x)had a wish come true
() jumped off a bridge