Allyson

Wednesday, July 26, 2006

WHAT AM I?

The range of 8 inches long. The functioning of which is enjoyed by members of both sexes. Is usually found hung, dangling ready loosely for instant action. It boasts of a clump of little hairy things at one end and small hole at the other. In use, it is inserted, almost always willingly. Sometimes slowly, sometimes quickly, into a warm fleshy moist opening where it is thrust in and drawn out again and again many times in succession, often quickly and accompanied by squirming bodily movements. Anyone found listening in will most surely recognize the rhythmic, pulsing, sound resulting from the well lubricated movements. When finally wihdrawn it leaves behind a juicy, frothy, white sticky substance some of which will need cleaning from the outer surfaces of the opening and some of from its long glistening shaft. After everything is done and the flowing and cleansing liquids have ceased emanating it is returned to its freely hanging state of rest, ready yet for another bit of action, hopefully reaching its bristling climax twice or three times a day, but often much less. What am I?
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A TOOTHBRUSH, SILLY!
New To Do List
- learn to drive standard (woohoo - check)
- pay off the car
- go PARASAILING
- do mini golf
- finally read "da vinci code"

Sigh. Another day, another dollar.

Sched for the rest of the week:
Thurs - MR 9:00-5:00, Dr. B 5:00-6:30; Supper at the Heritage avec Misty and Amanda
Fri - PAY DAY :D MR 9:00-3:00, Dr. B 3:00-5:00; Up West
Sat - Dairy 8:00-10:00
Sun - Dairy 4:00-6:00
Mon - Summerside; MR 12:00-8:00

Monday, July 17, 2006

check check check

moncton - check
new piercing - check
beach - check

*grin*

what a great weekend!

Monday, July 10, 2006

Note to self

Starting to take shots of vodka at 2 in the morning (enough to make you puke by 4) and waking everybody up at your boyfriend's house is not a good thing. Neither is throwing up outside from his bedroom window.
CHANTEL -- I totally have to get over to visit you this summer... every time I try to get over something happens and i haven't seen you in like a year plus... omg it might be TWO! So as of this very moment I don't work on the weekends... so basically if you have a weekend off drop me a line or leave a comment and i'll see if i can make it over for a night!!!!

MISTY -- Let's go to the Magic Mountain on our girl's day at the end of July - it only costs $15 if you go at 3!!!! Hafta see what Amanda thinks!

OK
Last weekend. Chtown. Summerside. Oleary. Summerside. Oleary. Cavendish. Oleary. Alberton. Oleary. Summerside. Chtown. Yup that was a lotta driving! Cavendish was so fun... We did Ripley's and made wax hands... I will have to post a pic of it on my piczo...and sandspit :) went to alberton to watch the boat/fireworks thingy but left before it was over as i didn't know alberton could hold so many people!!!!

PISS OFF OF THE DAY
1 - People who drive really slow (i.e. 80 on the highway) until they hit a passing lane where they go 110 so I don't pass and then go back to 80 :S

2 - the fact that i think im developing carpal tunnel's

THIS WEEK
mon -- med records - 5.5 hr, dr b - 2 hr
tues -- med records 7.5, dr. b - 1 hr
wed -- med records 7.5, dr.b - 0.5 hr
thurs-- med records 7.5
fri -- med records 7.5

LOOKING AHEAD
might be getting my foot in the door in the western hospitals!!! A saturday orientation is on the horizon TBA!!!

Wednesday, July 05, 2006

This summer

Ok, so there are a couple of things I'd like to do this summer. In totally random order... drum roll please!

- get my fifth and sixth piercings (on the top of my ears)
- get pictures done at Grandpa's Antique Photo Studio in Cavendish
- pick strawberries
- go to Ripley's Believe it or not
- day trip to Moncton with the girls
- trip to Antigonish to visit Chantel!
- Magic Mountain in Moncton
- go to new park in Cavendish
- lose twenty pounds
- save enough cash for trip in the new year (1000+)
- get credit card paid off and CUT IT UP!!!
- spend as much time at the beach as possible
- on a beach note, get a new bathing suit