Currently listening to: A Toast to Men -- Willa Ford

had planned on being in charlottetown today, but leslie wanted me to work a few hours for her later on, and god knows i can't turn down a few extra hours at this point.

jessica's birthday today... hard to believe she is 16 today. Sigh. I feel old.

hehe this is funny..

The Assuming Song
There was an old farmer who lived on a rock
he sat in the meadow just shaking his
fist at some boys who were down by the crick
their feet in the water their hands on their
marbles and playthings and at half past four
there came a young lady she looked like a
pretty young creature she sat on the grass
she pulled up her dress and she showed them her
ruffles and laces and white fluffy duck
she said she was learning a new way to
bring up her children so they would not spit
while the boys in the barnyard were shovelling
refuse and litter from yesterday's hunt
while the girl in the meadow was rubbing her
eyes at the fellow down by the dock
he looked like a man with a sizable
howe in the country with a big fence out front
if he asked her politely she show him her
little pet dog who was subject to fits
and maybe she'd let him grab hold of her of her
small tender hands with a movement so quick
and then she'd bend over and suck on his
candy so tasty made of butterscotch
and then he'd spread whip cream all over her
cookies that she had left out on her shelf
if you think this is dirty
you can go fuck yourself