Boys lie and they smell a little...

Sigh. Why does everyone feel the need to lie to me? Do they think I can't handle the truth? I just don't understand. Truth is so important yet I seem to be given every f*ckin conceivable possible lie. Maybe I'm just bitter today, I don't know. I just don't get it. Why lie? Who does it really help? No one, that's who. And definitely not the one being lied to... ME!