Fat Bald Men

So, I spent yesterday watching sappy movies. Haha. Nope, actually I sat down to watch the Scream trilogy, (How much further away from "Valentine's Day" can you get?) but ended up only watching the first one. I am so not a scary movie person at all. After that I watched Practical Magic. What a great movie. Seriously. Every man to fall in love with these girls dies a horribly tragic death. Hmm... never happened to me, but I have been noticing that most of the guys I have dated are getting fatter and balder. Coincidence? I like to think not. Mua-ha-ha.